The Joker Tells The Truth

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
–Alfred Hitchcok

There is something terribly wrong with people who hate humour. Why only humour, if you don’t like dark metaphor, a spoof, a verbal caricature, or even an argument, there should be space to accept it and let it pass.

It’s not that all such people are absolutely perfect in their social conduct and everyday behaviour, including in private spaces. It’s just that alignment with power makes them parasitic to power the government is with them, the cops look the other way, they can do whatever goddamned nonsense they want. If they don’t have political power on their side most of them would turn into wimps, with neither character nor identity.

That is why almost all of them hate young couples, or a young man or woman just being friends in a public space. They would vandalise the place, and torment them, as if it is all written in their holy scriptures. Clearly, they hate love, affection, tender feelings; they themselves seem totally incapable of love or deep human emotions.

Indeed, if you can’t take humour as dissent, then a modern democracy is not fit for you. You might go back to the Tsarist times, or Soviet Russia under Stalin, or any routine Orwellian dictatorship, and celebrate both censorship and self-censorship. That is why Mikhail Bakhtin wrote about the simple-looking peasants of Russia cracking acidic jokes and dismantling the Tsarist empire through their double-meaning innuendos, dark humour, and sing-song caricature. It could be a marriage, or a funeral, or just drunken camaraderie in a village pub, they would be acidic and relentless, followed by rustic laughter all around as collective catharsis.

If people can’t have catharsis using dissent and caricature, they are doomed to rot in a repressed state of permanent morbidity, letting out their frustrated, perverse violence on young couples, or on places like the Habitat in Mumbai. Pray, if you are not a ‘traitor’ and party-hopper, which is as commonplace in India as political double-speak, why take offense?

Charlie Chaplin went into exile because the ‘red-under-the-bed’ trauma was haunting the puritans of the Cold War witch-hunt in America. You can very well ask, so why were they so traumatised by the epic called The Great Dictator made in 1940, soon after the Nazis invaded Poland, even while the Holocaust was in full bloom. So why did they so badly resent a dark spoof on Adolf Hitler? Did it show them the cracked mirror about their own basic instincts?

Not only Chaplin. Several others were hounded, like playright Arthur Miller, and other screenwriters and directors in Hollywood. In the same manner as Donald Trump is going after all and sundry, including students, who are seeking freedom for Palestine and an end to the ongoing genocide in Gaza. You arrest a Mahmoud Khalil of Columbia University, and you are sending a sinister message that no one will be spared. Is Adolf Hitler the new role model for the new establishment in the US?

There was a time when Bombay cinema celebrated the intelligent comedian as an important character in the scheme of things. Johnny Walker, as a comic star, would have lovely songs (Aie dil hai mushkil jeena yahan… for instance), fabulous dialogues, and a romantic role to play as well. And who can forget Asrani and Jagdeep in the cameos in Sholay? Jagdeep’s son, Javed Jaffrey, is fabulous, but who cares a damn for such spoofy brilliance in Bollywood?

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And why only comedians? Top stars like Dilip Kumar, Dharmendra and Amitabh Bachchan could do it so well. Remember Dilip Kumar in Sagina Mahato? Or Dharmendra in Sholay, Chupke Chupke and Pratigya, in which, as a drop-out with a shady past, he sets up a fake cop station in a country liquor shop in a nameless village, taking the locals for a jolly good ride?

Amitabh Bachchan was superb with his staccato sentences in Sholay — “tumhara naam kya hai Basanti…”, while surpassing his own talent in Amar Akbar Anthony, especially in the scene when he gets bashed up by a sturdy cop (Vinod Khanna) and talks to the mirror, half-drunk. Even Sridevi was simply ‘too much’ in Chaalbaaz, mixing ‘ghaslate’ in the country booze of a bindaas taxi driver, Rajni Kant.

Now that comic star is gone, so is the vamp, the villain or the happy sister, in Bollywood — all of whom had solid characters. Like Nadira or Shashikala. Or, Johnny Walker as Morari Lal in Anand. Or a genius called Pran, in all his films.

Now all you have is a cliched superstar with one to two expressions in a 100 crore plus, third-rate flick, with no script or story, flexing his steriod muscles, with the heroine as a two-minute, scantily-clad item girl — Sheila ki jawani… or Fevicol. The degeneration is almost perfect in its action-replay.

Cut to the present times. All that stand-up comedian Kunal Kamra sings or speaks need not be in good taste. For instance, his body-shaming the son of Ambani is truly deplorable, or referring to a woman prime minister in Europe with a not-so-tongue-in-cheek remark. He might not agree with her politics, but attacking her character is in rank bad taste. Surely, Kamra should exercise more restrain, and vet his script with a certain editorial precision, blue pencil in hand, in the future.

Even then, Kamra, now ageing and having put on more weight, must have the right to speak and sing spoof. He has been brave all the way, and deserves all the solidarity, from all the intelligent people who appreciate humour and dissent. Indeed, we might agree or disagree with what he speaks or sings, but we will defend his right to freedom of expression.

After all, like Rahul Gandhi, he was holding the little Red Book as his sacred paradigm and text not by Mao, but penned by Dr BR Ambedkar the Constitution of India.

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Navy Chief Gives Details Of Predator Drone Surveillance Capability

Amid the questions being raised over the capabilities of the proposed Predator drone deal with the US, Chief of Naval Staff Admiral R Hari Kumar on Wednesday said the drone has got long endurance and can stay in the air for 33 hours.

In an interview with ANI on the capabilities of these drones, the Navy Chief said that the drones can help in keeping a large area under surveillance beyond 2500 nautical miles.
He also stated that the Navy has operated these drones on lease for over 12,000 hours to keep an eye on adversaries and provide a lot of capabilities to the defence forces who are keen to procure them.

He said the Navy has been operating these drones since November 2020 after two of them were leased for surveillance in maritime areas.

“Indian Navy has been operating these drones. They fall in the category of the HALE, (high altitude long endurance drones). So, we realised there is a need for having these drones for better surveillance and increased maritime domain awareness,” Kumar said.

He further added, “So we had taken two of these on lease from November 2020 onwards. And since then we have been operating it.”

He said to guard the Indian Ocean region, one has to go 2500 to 3000 miles for various requirements like knowing who is operating in these waters, why are they there and what are they doing there.

Further highlighting the strike capabilities of the Predator drones, he said that in peacetime, the Navy do ISR missions that is Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance missions and when there is a crisis or there is combat etc, there is a possibility of using these drones for detecting, tracking and targeting also.

Explaining the capabilities of the drones in detail, the Navy chief said if you just look at the map here (says while pointing towards map), it’s a very large area, you have to keep almost to go as far as 2500 to 3000 miles to keep that area under surveillance for various requirements.

He said the drone helps to know who all are operating in the area of interest of the Indian Navy.

He said, “The Predator unmanned system, has got long endurance, almost 33 hours. It can stay in the air and it can reach the far reaches of the ocean and areas that you want to keep under constant surveillance, which is not really possible by a satellite”.

“These drones are able to stay there for a longer duration and keep it under surveillance and if somebody is transiting in these waters, we can continuously keep it under watch. So that is a big advantage and we have now learned quite a bit about its capability. We are satisfied with it and that is why we are very keen that these are procured,” he said.

Asked about the ways in which the system will help in indigenisation and ‘Make-in-India’ in defence scheme of the government, the Admiral said that right now, “We don’t have the technology for these HALE UAVs. They are in the high-end category because of their endurance and altitude, they can fly above 40,000ft and so on.”

“So by inducting these, I think the initial ten will come in, built in the US and come here. The rest will be built here, so that will give us the advantage of various technologies that can be transferred in terms of radar processing, sensor fusion, then some of the composites that are part of the aircraft, then titanium alloy castings for the undercarriage and so many others, payloads integration of the weapons,” he added.

The chief said that since 21 aircraft are going to be assembled here, there will be a requirement for smaller companies, MSMEs and startups, etc, to participate in it. So, it will provide an opportunity for the aerospace industry.

He said an MRO (Maintenance repair and overhaul) is also being set up here and therefore, engine components will be available for engine repairs.

He said the deal can also tune the country into a hub for drone hub as all the HALEs in the region can be serviced here only.

“It will generate an entire ecosystem and facilitate the transformation of India into a global, say, unmanned aerial system hub for innovation like it was envisioned by our honourable Prime Minister,” he stated.

He said the existing drones in the Navy are already providing surveillance effort for the Air Force, and the Army.

“And we have used it for keeping surveillance in the Indian Ocean on our adversaries. It has helped in anti-narcotics operations. It has been interfaced with our fleet,” he said and added that the “one we are using right now has got much less capability than the ones being procured in the near future.”

“So once we are going to procure, they will have much better payloads, more payloads. It will have laser, synthetic aperture radar, it’ll have COMINT (Communication Intelligence), ELINT (Electronic Intelligence) and it will be hardened, it will have collision avoidance systems and can operate multi unmanned aerial vehicles in the same domain,” he said adding that the deal will provide “a lot of advantages will be there in that and that will really be a capability boost for us.” (ANI)

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